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[rowdyraven]

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[jaegerbomb]

rowdy on their own? or rowdy only when you're there?
i promise you i can handle both
if i couldn't i'd be
well
i'd be a piss poor imitation of a southerner

should i prepare to see someone lose a finger or three?

[rowdyraven]

A little of both.
I've always had a soft spot for rough and ready dives, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't known for livening things up myself.

And there's always a chance of it.
All the best places are full of surprises.

[jaegerbomb]

then i'll just have to come to your rescue should you liven things up with the wrong person
sweep you off your feet, perhaps? or throw you over my shoulder

actually that might prove difficult at the moment...
drag you out by your ankles?

[rowdyraven]

Is that a threat or a promise?
Though the last option sounds rather less romantic than the first two.
But I'm not a picky man.
Frankly, you can hold me however you like.

[jaegerbomb]

i'm not the best person to go to if you're looking for romantic
besides i can think of at least one person who would lose their mind if they caught a whiff of anything like that
and so can you for that matter

[rowdyraven]

Nonesense.
What's more romantic than throwing a man over your shoulder and carrying him off into the night?

Though I can think of someone who'd disapprove.
Perhaps don't mention this conversation to Lucio, if you'd be so kind.

[jaegerbomb]

someone managing to pull the same stunt with me and being able to get away with it?
my late husband tried once and he was lucky to get away with a bruised ego. nearly took his eye out in the process of trying to figure out just what in the hell happened

but you can rest assured that i'd rather not put you at risk.
you're too useful and if i'm honest...

not half bad to look at. i think it's the hair?

[rowdyraven]

I could give it a good go.
I'm the hardy type after all, and a black eye for my troubles sounds like a risk worth taking.

But my dear, you're too kind.
Although I'm inclined to agree that my hair is one of my better features.

[jaegerbomb]

i may make an exception for you. no promises

what would you say your best feature is?

[rowdyraven]

Oh, well that's a tough question.
It's not something I think about very often.
I don't have many redeeming qualities, you see.

[jaegerbomb]

but you do have them, yes?
come on, boy. humor an old woman

[rowdyraven]

Well, I don't know that I do.
But my hair rather suits me I suppose, as you've pointed out.
And my height adds a certain sense of drama.

[jaegerbomb]

among other things.
i think you're one of the few men i've met who is actually taller than me which is a little refreshing as strange as it sounds to say?
you'd be surprised at how many people seem intimidated by it here and back... i'm reluctant to say "home", so i'll use our realm instead.

[rowdyraven]

Oh no, my dear.
I quite understand.
It's so rare to meet people taller than myself that when I do, I generally find it refreshing.
Gives me a break from always looking down, hah.

[jaegerbomb]

gods know our necks need it.
i'll stop by in a couple days then?
we'll go to this little place of yours
you can try and pick me up and i'll try not to go for your eyes
then if you think you can tolerate a southerner outside of a bonfire with enchanted powder... i don't know.
see what happens?

[rowdyraven]

I've never been one to turn down a night of shenanigans.
As you said earlier, let's see where the night takes us.

[jaegerbomb]

then it's a date.
i'll see you in a few days. until then, try to stay in one piece for me.

[rowdyraven]

No promises, but I'll do my best.
I'll see you then, my dear.