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[ziege]

jules
ive got a crisis and ur the only person i know thats crazy enough to be able to help

[rowdyraven]

But do I want to help you, that's the question.

[ziege]

oh my god chill your skanky pirate tits its not for ME
as if id ask u to help me and suffer an endless back and forth of u talking to urself about how u dont like me like i dont exist and cant read

its for someone else

[rowdyraven]

Have to admit, I did wonder about it for a while there.

So who are we talking about, then?

[ziege]

ugh shut up
its for a friend
sort of

a friend of a friend?
whatever doesnt matter the point is i know someone who needs help getting out of gambling trouble before it gets ugly which means they need someone who can bluff which means they need you

[rowdyraven]

[This does sound right up his alley...]

So you've come to me, asking for a favour for someone you don't even know?
Why do you care?

What kind of trouble are we taking about here?

[ziege]

i know him sort of !!
its the husband of a local i met the other day and shes really stressed out about it
he got in bad with the guys in the underground and shes afraid he, or even both of them, could get hurt

i dunno about taking on a den of rats i cant see the size of or id just deal with them myself
hence asking you to go about it the sneaky way

[rowdyraven]

You know him.
Sort of.
I see.

But look, you do have a point.
Charging in and brandishing a sword about in a place like this is just asking for trouble, and not the good kind.
Going about it the sneaky way though...that could work.

[ziege]

ya and ur perfect for the job. 1. crazy 2. disarming 3. probably a total con artist i mean u cant even tell if ur blinking or winking
and if shit goes south between the two of us theres no way we cant talk our way out of it
no bloodshed

ok maybe a little bloodshed
but only from the ppl that deserve it

come on what do u say will u help??

[rowdyraven]

I'll have you know I'm a perfectly sane and respectable man.
Utterly trustworthy, me.

Much as I'm loathe to assist you in any way, I have to admit I'm a little intrigued.
How about this: no bloodshed unless it's absolutely unavoidable in the name of self-defense.
We'll survive on our wits and our wiles alone.
What say you to that?

[ziege]

yeah yeah fineeee but u better come armed just in case
if something happens i expect u to back me up, no running like a chicken

and for the last time its not for ME its for a VERY pretty gem and her equally pretty significant gem other.
if we dont make too much trouble theyll probably both reward us generously ;)

[rowdyraven]

Oh ye of little faith!
I don't run from fights.
At least, not to begin with.
Positively enamoured with danger, me.
In fact, you ought to just get behind me.
Let me handle it.
It'll go better for everyone else that way.
I've got a handy trick up my sleeve.

What kind of reward are we talking about, here?

[ziege]

hahahahhaa oh wow good one jules 😂😂😂😂
its SUPER cute and sweet that u want to protect me but seriously u dont have to act tough to get me to like you

i mean probably money, shes one of my better clients even with all the gambling issues draining their finances so i know theyre loaded but alsooooo........... i have it on good authority theyre into guys like us
gembonded, tall, hot, lots of crazy stories from other worlds, all that
it might just get
wait for it


rowdy

text, un: morga

[jaegerbomb]

still flailing about over there?

[rowdyraven]

Perhaps somewhat less dramatically than before.

[jaegerbomb]

good
because i'd like to ask something if you're willing to humor me?

[rowdyraven]

I'm all ears, milady.
Or you know, eye might be more fitting in this instance.

[jaegerbomb]

i'm not a lady
but
would you like to... i dont know




meet somewhere this week
i could use a distraction. it's been... a stressful few days.

[rowdyraven]

I'd be glad to.
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's providing a distraction.

[jaegerbomb]

over drinks? or would you rather see where the night takes us?

[rowdyraven]

My dear, why not both?

[jaegerbomb]

i can meet you at your place and see what sort of trouble we can get up to then.
as much as i hate to admit it you could tell me exactly where a tavern is in this city and i'd struggle to find it on my own.

[rowdyraven]

My place it is, then.
After that, who knows.
Perhaps I'll give you a tour of all my favourite spots.
At least the ones I've come across so far.

I warn you, though.
They're all a little rough around the edges.
A little rowdy.

[jaegerbomb]

rowdy on their own? or rowdy only when you're there?
i promise you i can handle both
if i couldn't i'd be
well
i'd be a piss poor imitation of a southerner

should i prepare to see someone lose a finger or three?

[rowdyraven]

A little of both.
I've always had a soft spot for rough and ready dives, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't known for livening things up myself.

And there's always a chance of it.
All the best places are full of surprises.