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[rowdyraven]

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[ziege]

oh u will see it alright

yeah free it up!!! we cant make this gal wait anymore jules shes WORRIED SICK
and what if we wait around too long and something happens to the husband then her life would be ruined AND all our potentially rowdy fun time would be ruined
i know u dont want that on ur conscience

[rowdyraven]

Alas, you do make a good point.
It'd be terribly remiss of me to allow someone to come to harm, knowing I could have prevented it.
If someone is looking for trouble it's best they find that trouble with me.
Throw in some rowdy fun and it becomes impossible to ignore.

Alright.
Fine.
Consider me in.

[ziege]

yes!!!! thats the spirit. ur awesome. soooo awesome. this is gonna be great

ok put something cute on, take a shot, conceal a knife somewhere and meet me in an hour
ill drop my pin

( look at this modern lingo he picked up and doesn't understand but still uses anyway because he's Hip And Cool and Totally With It )

[rowdyraven]

You'll what now?

[Obviously he has some catching up to do.]

[ziege]

send u my location

[rowdyraven]

Oh.
Right.
Yes, of course.

[ziege]

geez jules get with the times
havent u picked up any of the local language??

[rowdyraven]

I've picked up plenty, I'll have you know.
I just don't use these phone...thingies very often.
I don't trust them.

[ziege]

what why! theyre awesome
my lil bro taught me to take a selfie
portraits julian!!! but u get them instantly and u can do it as many times as u want until its PERFECT
ive never heard of a better invention in my whole entire life

[rowdyraven]

Now you're just speaking gibberish at me.
Besides, most people don't want a million portraits of themselves.
Whatever for?

[ziege]

um i do bcuz i have eyes that work and am aware i am super hot and MOST people are tragically lacking by comparison so why WOULDNT i want that
it turns out if u send them to people it does u a lot of favors tho

if u dont have an unfortunate face i mean. completely changes the flirting game

[rowdyraven]

Hmmm, well.
You forget I've seen you as a goat.
It's hard to unsee something like that.

But that really works, does it?
Just sending off portraits of yourself?
Sounds suspect.

[ziege]

say goat again and ill punch u

oh my god TOTALLY works
also ur face isnt the only thing u can take a picture of ;) ;) ;)

[rowdyraven]

Goat.

And, oh.
I didn't think of that.
I suppose I can see how that might make things interesting.

[ziege]

i warned u u little shit

yeah its interesting alright
theres a special word for that too but if ur gonna be a jerk im not teaching it to u

[rowdyraven]

Little?
Those heels of yours aren't fooling anyone.

But look, you've come this far.
You may as well tell me the rest.

[ziege]

wow we'll see if ur still saying that when u have to crawl to the underground after i kick the crap out of u
u take it back or ill never tell!!!!!!!!!!

[rowdyraven]

Oho, is that a promise?
And now you're starting to sound more like the Lucio I remember.

1/3

[ziege]

you bet ur flat stupid ass its a promise u fuc

[ziege]

what

[ziege]

fine its called sending nudes

[rowdyraven]

I knew that alarmingly pleasant veneer couldn't hold.

But sending nudes.
Yes.
Good.
Duly noted.

[ziege]

oh no u dont you smart mouthed simpering little accident that escaped the fake doctor hack circus by concealing urself in a low budget theatre costume bin only to roll out on my doorstep and do nothing but give me a headache DONT U PIN THIS ON ME
its not MY FAULT u only respond to violence I AM A NICE FKING PERSON
U MADE ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[rowdyraven]

Well, none of that sounds particularly inaccurate.
There's little for me to refute, there.

Other than the part where you said I made you that way.
By all accounts, you were doing a perfectly good job of being a tyrant long before you ever met me.

[ziege]

ugh i hate it when u agree with me

i mean u made me this way NOW, idiot
im trying to be nice bcuz friends are nice to each other
or something