Alas, you do make a good point. It'd be terribly remiss of me to allow someone to come to harm, knowing I could have prevented it. If someone is looking for trouble it's best they find that trouble with me. Throw in some rowdy fun and it becomes impossible to ignore.
what why! theyre awesome my lil bro taught me to take a selfie portraits julian!!! but u get them instantly and u can do it as many times as u want until its PERFECT ive never heard of a better invention in my whole entire life
um i do bcuz i have eyes that work and am aware i am super hot and MOST people are tragically lacking by comparison so why WOULDNT i want that it turns out if u send them to people it does u a lot of favors tho
if u dont have an unfortunate face i mean. completely changes the flirting game
wow we'll see if ur still saying that when u have to crawl to the underground after i kick the crap out of u u take it back or ill never tell!!!!!!!!!!
oh no u dont you smart mouthed simpering little accident that escaped the fake doctor hack circus by concealing urself in a low budget theatre costume bin only to roll out on my doorstep and do nothing but give me a headache DONT U PIN THIS ON ME its not MY FAULT u only respond to violence I AM A NICE FKING PERSON U MADE ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Well, none of that sounds particularly inaccurate. There's little for me to refute, there.
Other than the part where you said I made you that way. By all accounts, you were doing a perfectly good job of being a tyrant long before you ever met me.
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It'd be terribly remiss of me to allow someone to come to harm, knowing I could have prevented it.
If someone is looking for trouble it's best they find that trouble with me.
Throw in some rowdy fun and it becomes impossible to ignore.
Alright.
Fine.
Consider me in.
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ok put something cute on, take a shot, conceal a knife somewhere and meet me in an hour
ill drop my pin
( look at this modern lingo he picked up and doesn't understand but still uses anyway because he's Hip And Cool and Totally With It )
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[Obviously he has some catching up to do.]
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Right.
Yes, of course.
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havent u picked up any of the local language??
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I just don't use these phone...thingies very often.
I don't trust them.
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my lil bro taught me to take a selfie
portraits julian!!! but u get them instantly and u can do it as many times as u want until its PERFECT
ive never heard of a better invention in my whole entire life
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Besides, most people don't want a million portraits of themselves.
Whatever for?
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it turns out if u send them to people it does u a lot of favors tho
if u dont have an unfortunate face i mean. completely changes the flirting game
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You forget I've seen you as a goat.
It's hard to unsee something like that.
But that really works, does it?
Just sending off portraits of yourself?
Sounds suspect.
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oh my god TOTALLY works
also ur face isnt the only thing u can take a picture of ;) ;) ;)
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And, oh.
I didn't think of that.
I suppose I can see how that might make things interesting.
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yeah its interesting alright
theres a special word for that too but if ur gonna be a jerk im not teaching it to u
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Those heels of yours aren't fooling anyone.
But look, you've come this far.
You may as well tell me the rest.
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u take it back or ill never tell!!!!!!!!!!
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And now you're starting to sound more like the Lucio I remember.
1/3
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fine its called sending nudes
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But sending nudes.
Yes.
Good.
Duly noted.
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its not MY FAULT u only respond to violence I AM A NICE FKING PERSON
U MADE ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
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There's little for me to refute, there.
Other than the part where you said I made you that way.
By all accounts, you were doing a perfectly good job of being a tyrant long before you ever met me.
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i mean u made me this way NOW, idiot
im trying to be nice bcuz friends are nice to each other
or something
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But look, aren't we wasting time here?
Shouldn't we be getting ready for our daring rescue?
And the rowdy after party?
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