a friend of a friend? whatever doesnt matter the point is i know someone who needs help getting out of gambling trouble before it gets ugly which means they need someone who can bluff which means they need you
i know him sort of !! its the husband of a local i met the other day and shes really stressed out about it he got in bad with the guys in the underground and shes afraid he, or even both of them, could get hurt
i dunno about taking on a den of rats i cant see the size of or id just deal with them myself hence asking you to go about it the sneaky way
But look, you do have a point. Charging in and brandishing a sword about in a place like this is just asking for trouble, and not the good kind. Going about it the sneaky way though...that could work.
ya and ur perfect for the job. 1. crazy 2. disarming 3. probably a total con artist i mean u cant even tell if ur blinking or winking and if shit goes south between the two of us theres no way we cant talk our way out of it no bloodshed
ok maybe a little bloodshed but only from the ppl that deserve it
I'll have you know I'm a perfectly sane and respectable man. Utterly trustworthy, me.
Much as I'm loathe to assist you in any way, I have to admit I'm a little intrigued. How about this: no bloodshed unless it's absolutely unavoidable in the name of self-defense. We'll survive on our wits and our wiles alone. What say you to that?
yeah yeah fineeee but u better come armed just in case if something happens i expect u to back me up, no running like a chicken
and for the last time its not for ME its for a VERY pretty gem and her equally pretty significant gem other. if we dont make too much trouble theyll probably both reward us generously ;)
Oh ye of little faith! I don't run from fights. At least, not to begin with. Positively enamoured with danger, me. In fact, you ought to just get behind me. Let me handle it. It'll go better for everyone else that way. I've got a handy trick up my sleeve.
hahahahhaa oh wow good one jules 😂😂😂😂 its SUPER cute and sweet that u want to protect me but seriously u dont have to act tough to get me to like you
i mean probably money, shes one of my better clients even with all the gambling issues draining their finances so i know theyre loaded but alsooooo........... i have it on good authority theyre into guys like us gembonded, tall, hot, lots of crazy stories from other worlds, all that it might just get wait for it
Perhaps I ought to be insulted, but I wasn't thinking of your protection. No, better that it's me for their protection. You forget I've seen you on the battlefield. You were never exactly one for restraint.
And Lucio, you surprise me. I would have thought you'd know enough about me by now to have led with the prospect of getting rowdy.
look im not trying to get thrown in gemjail here. i have a heros reputation to uphold!!! either way if ur special trick is to be a really enormous noisy diversion thats smart thinking but totally unnecessary
and ur rite i dont know what i was thinking why did i waste all that time explaining that ur not helping ME bcuz that would be AWFUL when i could have just said "hey jules wanna get rowdy" and it wouldve been an instant yes all im saying is i cant PROMISE rowdiness but i do happen to know my lady friend is double jointed in all the right places so u make of that what u will
oh my god shut up i dont even want to hear it. people like me here and im not about to ruin it by killing anybody unless i have to so dont worry ur pretty little head ok?????
anyway thats exactly what i wanted to hear. ur the best hope u arent doing anything tonight bcuz.......... we need to get this started tonight. ASAP
yeah free it up!!! we cant make this gal wait anymore jules shes WORRIED SICK and what if we wait around too long and something happens to the husband then her life would be ruined AND all our potentially rowdy fun time would be ruined i know u dont want that on ur conscience
Alas, you do make a good point. It'd be terribly remiss of me to allow someone to come to harm, knowing I could have prevented it. If someone is looking for trouble it's best they find that trouble with me. Throw in some rowdy fun and it becomes impossible to ignore.
what why! theyre awesome my lil bro taught me to take a selfie portraits julian!!! but u get them instantly and u can do it as many times as u want until its PERFECT ive never heard of a better invention in my whole entire life
um i do bcuz i have eyes that work and am aware i am super hot and MOST people are tragically lacking by comparison so why WOULDNT i want that it turns out if u send them to people it does u a lot of favors tho
if u dont have an unfortunate face i mean. completely changes the flirting game
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its for a friend
sort of
a friend of a friend?
whatever doesnt matter the point is i know someone who needs help getting out of gambling trouble before it gets ugly which means they need someone who can bluff which means they need you
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So you've come to me, asking for a favour for someone you don't even know?
Why do you care?
What kind of trouble are we taking about here?
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its the husband of a local i met the other day and shes really stressed out about it
he got in bad with the guys in the underground and shes afraid he, or even both of them, could get hurt
i dunno about taking on a den of rats i cant see the size of or id just deal with them myself
hence asking you to go about it the sneaky way
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Sort of.
I see.
But look, you do have a point.
Charging in and brandishing a sword about in a place like this is just asking for trouble, and not the good kind.
Going about it the sneaky way though...that could work.
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and if shit goes south between the two of us theres no way we cant talk our way out of it
no bloodshed
ok maybe a little bloodshed
but only from the ppl that deserve it
come on what do u say will u help??
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Utterly trustworthy, me.
Much as I'm loathe to assist you in any way, I have to admit I'm a little intrigued.
How about this: no bloodshed unless it's absolutely unavoidable in the name of self-defense.
We'll survive on our wits and our wiles alone.
What say you to that?
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if something happens i expect u to back me up, no running like a chicken
and for the last time its not for ME its for a VERY pretty gem and her equally pretty significant gem other.
if we dont make too much trouble theyll probably both reward us generously ;)
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I don't run from fights.
At least, not to begin with.
Positively enamoured with danger, me.
In fact, you ought to just get behind me.
Let me handle it.
It'll go better for everyone else that way.
I've got a handy trick up my sleeve.
What kind of reward are we talking about, here?
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its SUPER cute and sweet that u want to protect me but seriously u dont have to act tough to get me to like you
i mean probably money, shes one of my better clients even with all the gambling issues draining their finances so i know theyre loaded but alsooooo........... i have it on good authority theyre into guys like us
gembonded, tall, hot, lots of crazy stories from other worlds, all that
it might just get
wait for it
rowdy
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No, better that it's me for their protection.
You forget I've seen you on the battlefield.
You were never exactly one for restraint.
And Lucio, you surprise me.
I would have thought you'd know enough about me by now to have led with the prospect of getting rowdy.
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either way if ur special trick is to be a really enormous noisy diversion thats smart thinking but totally unnecessary
and ur rite i dont know what i was thinking
why did i waste all that time explaining that ur not helping ME bcuz that would be AWFUL when i could have just said "hey jules wanna get rowdy" and it wouldve been an instant yes
all im saying is i cant PROMISE rowdiness but i do happen to know my lady friend is double jointed in all the right places so u make of that what u will
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Hate to break it to you, but that's not what they call you in my neck of the woods.
But now you're talking.
It sounds like my services are required after all, just the man for the job you know.
For the greater good, of course.
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anyway thats exactly what i wanted to hear. ur the best
hope u arent doing anything tonight bcuz.......... we need to get this started tonight. ASAP
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Funny thing, but years of experience outweighs your a few insistences on your part.
And I did have rather a lot planned for tonight.
You know me, man of the people.
But I suppose I could move things around.
Free up some time.
[His plans were to go out and get rowdy anyway, soooo...]
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yeah free it up!!! we cant make this gal wait anymore jules shes WORRIED SICK
and what if we wait around too long and something happens to the husband then her life would be ruined AND all our potentially rowdy fun time would be ruined
i know u dont want that on ur conscience
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It'd be terribly remiss of me to allow someone to come to harm, knowing I could have prevented it.
If someone is looking for trouble it's best they find that trouble with me.
Throw in some rowdy fun and it becomes impossible to ignore.
Alright.
Fine.
Consider me in.
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ok put something cute on, take a shot, conceal a knife somewhere and meet me in an hour
ill drop my pin
( look at this modern lingo he picked up and doesn't understand but still uses anyway because he's Hip And Cool and Totally With It )
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[Obviously he has some catching up to do.]
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Right.
Yes, of course.
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havent u picked up any of the local language??
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I just don't use these phone...thingies very often.
I don't trust them.
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my lil bro taught me to take a selfie
portraits julian!!! but u get them instantly and u can do it as many times as u want until its PERFECT
ive never heard of a better invention in my whole entire life
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Besides, most people don't want a million portraits of themselves.
Whatever for?
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it turns out if u send them to people it does u a lot of favors tho
if u dont have an unfortunate face i mean. completely changes the flirting game
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